J.Michael-isms

My Brother, J.Michael is pretty good about coming up with funny "J.Michael-isms," that are witty sayings that he invents. I thought it would it be a good idea to share these by posting one every Saturday, so other people can have a chance to enjoy "J.Michael-isms" as much as we do...Well here's the first one, but there's many more to come!!!

One day when the Shiflet family was sitting at the breakfast table Emily walked in, and Mom (Gina) commented on how much Emily had grown since the night before and Emily replied "yes, I do feel a great deal taller."

And J.Michael said;

"How I know that I've grown; is when I wake up in the morn'in and the ground seems farther away"